 |
|
Nov 17, 2006, 01:14 AM // 01:14
|
#1 |
|
Forge Runner
Join Date: Mar 2006
Guild: [ToA]
|
Funny one- liners
post your funny one liners here. i was inspired by something my friend said today:
"attention: procrastinators convention postponed." lol well, post away. |
|
|
|
Nov 20, 2006, 12:13 AM // 00:13
|
#2 |
|
Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Somewhere between the Real World and Tyria ;P
Guild: The Gothic Embrace [Goth]
|
I only half remember this joke.
Ok this guy and girl are at work and at the end of the day he says "can I give you a lift home? She agrees and they have a nice ride to her house. When they get there she thanks him. Just before he goes she turns around and says "hey! how do you know where I live" ROFL Edit: Sorry I just realised that wasn't a one-liner. "what the fsck does 'WTF' mean?" that was some nub, in an IRC chat, from bash.org IIRC. Last edited by Divinitys Creature; Nov 20, 2006 at 12:30 AM // 00:30.. |
|
|
|
|
Nov 20, 2006, 12:56 AM // 00:56
|
#3 |
|
Academy Page
Join Date: Sep 2005
Guild: Guardians Of The Ashes (Leader)
Profession: E/Me
|
"I'm addicted to placebos, i can quit, but it wouldn't matter"
-Steven Wright "I spilled spot remover on my dog and he disappeared." -Steven Wright Last edited by abyssal hunter; Nov 20, 2006 at 01:21 PM // 13:21.. |
|
|
|
|
Nov 20, 2006, 02:07 AM // 02:07
|
#4 |
|
Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
Guild: [HS]
Profession: N/Me
|
I love Steven Wright
"Hey! What's that you got on your face?" *Shovels dirt onto it* and "Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun" -Bruce Campbell, Army of Darkness |
|
|
|
|
Nov 20, 2006, 02:14 AM // 02:14
|
#5 |
|
Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Delaware, USA
Guild: Error Seven Operators [Call]
Profession: W/
|
"Hard work may pay off in the future, but laziness always pays off now."
-ThinkGeek, on procrastination. |
|
|
|
|
Nov 20, 2006, 02:51 AM // 02:51
|
#6 |
|
Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Nov 2006
|
i was at the paintball store getting my tank filled. ran into a freind (who was known for not being very bright) and he asked me "how much was your free refill?"
o_O |
|
|
|
|
Nov 20, 2006, 03:10 AM // 03:10
|
#7 |
|
God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
|
I have a one liner that is a pick up line. One of my friends from my dorm made it up.
"Nice shoes, wanna RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO?" Didn't work out to well for him. 
|
|
|
|
|
Nov 21, 2006, 12:20 AM // 00:20
|
#8 |
|
Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Somewhere between the Real World and Tyria ;P
Guild: The Gothic Embrace [Goth]
|
LOL @ Pwnd - heh one of your friends - yeah right :P
here's one: "Never get into an argument with a schizophrenic and say "Who do you think you are?" :P |
|
|
|
|
Nov 21, 2006, 04:21 PM // 16:21
|
#9 |
|
The 5th Celestial Boss
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Inverness, Scotland
Guild: The Cult of Scaro [WHO]
Profession: E/
|
A fantastic one-liner from The Great Sousuke:
"That blew up good. That blew up REAL good." Cracked me up the first time I saw it. |
|
|
|
|
Nov 21, 2006, 06:04 PM // 18:04
|
#10 |
|
Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Belgium
|
I watched Dr. Strangelove Or: How I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb.
The line: "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!" cracked me up XD |
|
|
|
 |
|
«
Previous Thread
|
Next Thread
»
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
Linear Mode
|
|
All times are GMT. The time now is 06:14 PM // 18:14.
jQuery(document).ready(checkAds()); function checkAds(){if (document.getElementById('adsense')!=undefined){document.write("_gaq.push(['_trackEvent', 'Adblock', 'Unblocked', 'false',,true]);");}else{document.write("